My Style My Life My Way

School start!

2012-01-12T09:32:00.002+08:00

School start again. Busy 1st week almost pass! That mean i am going back to Sibu soon. Say yea! haha.

The second term timetable is not tat pack compare to the 1st term. But the there are tons of coursework for me, gosh! All of them gonna kill me especially Design!

Anyway, I just plan what i need to archive for this year.

> Study hard (For sure)
> Master my cantonese
> Buy another 1 or 2 lenses
> Slim down and try to build some body tone
> Make a short video ard 10mins with my buddies
> A new DSLR maybe? haha

Gonna do somemore shopping this weekend for my CNY outfit. haha..

Take care people.

Photos here again!

2012-01-07T22:24:00.013+08:00

Water Dripping. Doop!

Plymouth's Eye

Fireworks @ Plymouth's Bonfire Night HDR Mode

Fireworks @ Plymouth's Bonfire Night 1

Fireworks @ Plymouth's Bonfire Night 2

Fireworks @ Plymouth's Bonfire Night 3

Fireworks @ Plymouth's Bonfire Night 4

The Hoe, Plymouth

Bath Spa

Colourful Bulbs @Bath Spa

London Bond Street Christmas deco

Purple-ish Watering

White-ish Watering

Top view of London's Eye

Totnes, Torquay water fountain

Cardiff City, Wales, Buildings

Birdie~

Buckingham Palace

Buckingham Palace

Cheers for life

2012-01-07T22:20:00.002+08:00

Be strong, be happy. Cheering up is the only way for you to forget your unhappiness.

First blog in 2012

2012-01-06T23:17:00.002+08:00

Suddenly feels like coming back here to write something again. I don't know I feel like coming back to post something after i saw her blog. Kinda weird tho feeling. But since i am back now, i wish to update my current status with you all. Basically, i am having my Christmas holiday now, and it is going to end soon. During this holiday, i met with my ex- classmates in Sunderland, travelling to London and do a lot of shopping that cost me a lot, XD. Holiday will be end up in 2days time. Gonna tidy up my mood to go back to the fcking Uni. Gosh. But it also means that i will be in Sibu in 2 weeks time. Woo! Ok. Thats all, nothing more to talk abt. Hope i will be back again!

I WISH TO CRY!

2011-06-30T22:55:00.003+08:00

I AM SAD!

2011-06-30T22:55:00.001+08:00

Too bad

2011-06-21T00:15:00.002+08:00

Too bad, i just found it is so hard to find a good scene to capture in Sibu.

Nikon D5100 Photo Competition Submission

2011-06-04T18:39:00.001+08:00

Visit Nikon D5100 Photo Competition Submission to view a pic took by me, if u think it is nice, give me a vote thx=)

Photos!!! Photos!!!

2011-05-23T00:46:00.003+08:00

Don't really know what is this for. LOL

Big Big Ben

Flying

Hmm..

Roman Spa

Waters Dripping

Rocky=)

Pathway to???

Greenish plants=)

Its time to go back to where I use to be

Photography

2011-05-04T10:53:00.002+08:00

Gonna update my blog into a photography blog. Stay tune for Oswald's Photography

返屋企咯!!!

2010-11-25T00:36:00.002+08:00

聽日,我就要返馬來西亞.

好掛住我嘅女朋友,朋友,同埋我嘅屋企人.

再過多30個鐘,我就到馬來西亞了.

我都會掛住田叔(賤嘴男)同埋神神化化嘅暴龍哥.哈哈

都唔知點解今次會唔舍得

好鬼矛盾.

今次係我第一次用口語寫blog.

希望你地睇得明啦.XDXD

Food

2010-11-22T21:37:00.000+08:00

Need SIBU food.. Extremely need it..XD

想起来了!

2010-11-21T10:13:00.003+08:00

冰冷的冬天,让我想起当初为什么会有那种冲动叫你巧克力了,不是因为那是你的外号,也不是因为很多人这么叫你,是因为跟你在一起觉得好温暖.

为什么突然会有这种感觉呢?前几天,天气好冷,所以就到Sainsbury买了盒巧克力muffins.吃着吃着就慢慢觉得身体暖和多了,就在这个时候,想起为什么当初会那么叫你了.

就因为你像巧克力,能给我带来温暖.

怀念,残念,对你又是无数的....

念念念念念念

这就是我和你之间的公式,就是那么简单

转角

2010-11-15T10:05:00.002+08:00

爱转角遇见了谁是否不让你流泪
爱转角以后的街能不能有我来陪
爱转角遇见了谁是否不让你流泪
也许陌生到了解让我来当你的谁
我不让爱掉眼泪不让你掉眼泪
现在永远你就是我就是我的美

一首来自我偶像的歌的歌词

叫爱转角

突然间我喜欢上 "转角"

因为我觉得每个转角,就是一个遇到你的机会,虽然渺茫,

但是,我还是觉得机会还是存在着的.

希望,在这里的其中一个转角遇见你.

怀念,残念

2010-11-14T08:52:00.002+08:00

这几天,不断的读过先前在这里写过的东西

不经意的让我想起以前的回忆.

不论现在过的有多好

都比不过以前和"猪朋狗友"在一起的日子

好怀念以前在中学读书的日子

回想起来还觉得蛮笨的.

出来这里不知不觉快一年了,

我还是不能完全适应在这里没有PEH们的生活.

没有你,没有你们,再好的生活,再多的开心,都是短暂而不持久的.

怀念,残念

想念,挂念

纪念,留念

无数的念念念念念念念念

iPod Nano 篇

2010-11-06T08:58:00.003+08:00

刚买了对粉色的iPod Nano.

其实没什么特别,就特小,方便携带

有蛮可爱下

以上就是又小又可爱的iPod Nano

可是我最喜欢的还是这个部分~~

就是..

这些..

刻在它背后的事实

又是一件对我和你很特别的东西..

♥♥♥

开心与痛苦

2010-11-02T01:34:00.002+08:00

你开心吗？

你痛苦吗？

今天被朋友问倒了，他问哪种开心不是建立在痛苦上的.

其实很多时候还蛮对的，

所以我个人还蛮同意他所说的，

暂时还想不出答案，你们知道吗？

怀念

2010-10-30T08:25:00.003+08:00

虽然只回来这里一个月的多的时间

已经好想见你

看着别人互相探望来探望去

你探我，我探你

还蛮羡慕的

不知要等到何时我才能和你这样呢

好怀念

除了怀念

还是怀念

只为你而做

也只为你而穿

郭富城-對你愛不完

2010-10-30T08:17:00.001+08:00

最近，好坏念一首很经典的歌，反复听着这首歌，看着MV，真的觉得好赞.

这首歌就是郭富城的对你爱不完.

一首不用复杂的舞步，强烈的音效的歌，原来也是很完美的

看了看，好想在跳舞哦~哈哈.

想跳一跳这首名曲.

其实想跳这首歌的另一个主要原因，就是要告诉我的某某某，那只笨笨的猪婆，

我真的对他爱爱爱不完 =)

Dead Rising 2

2010-10-13T08:36:00.006+08:00

Introducing new game to you guys.

Current playing Fifa 2011, PES2011, Resident Evil 5, WWE 2011 & Dead Rising 2.

Among of all i love dead rising 2 the most. It is a zombie killing game.

You play as a character call Chuck. Five years after the first Dead Rising, former motocross champion Chuck Greene takes part in Terror Is Reality, a controversial American Gladiators-like game show where contestants kill gathered zombies in various ways for money, sport and fame. The show's latest incarnation, "TIR XVII: Payback", is currently held in Fortune City, an amusement and entertainment resort somewhere in Nevada, and based off the casino strip in Las Vegas , which was destroyed in a zombie outbreak three years ago. Tyrone King, or better known as TK, hosts the show with his twin assistants, Amber and Crystal Bailey. Chuck participates in the show for the purpose of raising funds to buy Zombrex for his daughter, Katey, who was bitten by her zombified mother in the previous outbreak.

I love this game because it is exciting and also funny. Those weapon is so ridiculous. And those weapon can be combined for extra damages and EXP. Playing this game really make me laugh like crazy. Try this game out. It is really really COOL

Guitar can kill too.

One of the cool and funny weapon i mean..XD

A bear weapon. Crazy right?

Back to here once again

2010-10-11T21:29:00.006+08:00

Boring, boring, boring, boring and still boring. Its the life style of Plymouth. Argh!

Thats why i am back here. That is the 1st reason why I am back here. The 2nd reason is i saw my friend, Bernard, he is back to his blogging life too. hahax!!

Chap chap~~ Skip this. No one wants to know how boring i am.

Staying in Plymouth for almost a year, but seems like i still can't find the best medicine to cure my home sickness. SHE is the only one who can cure my homesickness.. Aiks.. Miss my life in Malaysia so much! Outing with her, chit chatting with those peh friends, doing crazy stuff photo taking moment with them, wow wow wow, its really fun and enjoy in Msia. Can't figure out why the others love to stay in other country beside Msia. Msia is awesone! Isn't it?

Anyway, I am back now. And wanna share photo again. XD

This is the SHE i mean =)

New desktop PC

£1 Collection

Again

全家福

Shoes collection..XD

I love the pinky the most..XD

Again..

Trying which shot is the best..

See..How boring is my life..

不一样也不愉快的新年

2010-02-14T04:49:00.002+08:00

今年，我的新年是在英国过，在这里完全感觉不到新年的气氛。
可是可能就因为这样，我非常想家。
好想回家跟我的家人坐在一起吃团圆饭。
在这里我真的很想念我的家人哦
不知道几时还能和他们一起吃饭，一起过年。
想到他们，我会不自主的掉下眼泪。
真的好孤单，没有家人，又没有她，
觉得好空虚。
很不喜欢这样的新年
我想回家了。

Know more bout Plymouth

2010-02-12T05:18:00.002+08:00

Today,i juz met wif a fren in Plymouth here,his name is Kelvin.We juz knw each others.He is from Sibu too.He bring mi have a walk around Plymouth and tell mi more about Plymouth.Now i know more bout Plymouth and i gt more choices for my meal.

After da walk,i can sure tat U will like Plymouth when u are here.
I will bring u around Plymouth and for sure tat we can have fun around here
I really hope tat u can come.
I am sure tat u will fall love in Plymouth
Waiting for u here^^

Missing U so Much

2010-02-10T05:16:00.004+08:00

U know?When i see those things i cry..
Although it is juz a bear or some tissue papers,it is really really meaningful for us.
I miss the days when i am still beside u,missing the days u hit mi,putting tissues into my bag.
But now we onli can see each others through skype.
Hope i can be back as soon as possible.
Miss u and take care..

Big Meal In Uk

2010-02-09T06:18:00.003+08:00

Oh my,sure i will getting fatter and fatter staying here..
The food here is having a bigger size compared to Malaysia.I cant even finish those food and its really wasting my pounds.Aduh~

Let mi show u the meal i have in Subway today..

P/S dis is nt bought from Subway,But its cute so share wif u guys,Mars chocolate

Foot Long Size==

A burger,Drinks and free biscuit^^
The drink is juz regular size.WOnder y malaysia dun set the regular size as big as dis?

My study trip to UK

2010-02-03T05:00:00.002+08:00

Today,i juz moved in to hostel,and i juz tidy up my room,and now i juz want to show u the scene in UK and also my room and also myself.Actually i want to show u guys earlier but juz too busy.

My look in winter country

MEssy Room..XD

My shelves

After a cold cold nite

Plymouth University

Part of my sch

Nice weather

I wan to go thr==

At the beach of Plymouth

After 13 hrs flight,finali i see London City

Business Class meal really diff

On da plane

Thx for the presents my frens..

2010-02-03T04:44:00.003+08:00

Thx my dear Kelly

My frens Melda,Swee,Jess,PS,Fei,Calvin,Brian,Chloe,Rina,Daniel,Ee Ang,Irene and Amy

Thx for u guy's presents^^
I love it.

From My dear Kelly^^

From Form 3 eh sai kia..haha

From Jess,Kelly and Amy

From Melda

The real starting point of 2010

2010-02-02T03:08:00.002+08:00

In the year of 2010,is totally diff for mi.In this year i gotta leave my family,my dear and also my frens.I gt to leave them and go to UK for my study,it is really sad for mi to leave them here.My heart feling so pain while i see my dear crying,my mum crying and also my grandma.It is really hard for them to accept tat their son,their grandson, goin to study at a reli far place.Now i edy have myself in UK,i gotta get used of the life in here,and study really hard for myself and also for them.I gotta get back and meet wif them.I really miss u all,Kelly,mummy,daddy,grandma,my bros and my frens.

Daddy,Mummy and Kelly,
I love u all,i am feeling so sad to leave u all,i promise u all tat i will study hard and get gd gd result,as a prove tat i really appreciate watever u provided for mi for study.And also Kelly,i will do wat i promised u,and i will be back,i know u are waiting for mi,sorry tat i cant celebrate almost all festivals wif u.

My frens,
Thx all of u cox u all give mi a reli reli unforgettable memory during my birthday.Thx for all u guys' present.I appreciate it.Gonna miss u all very much here.

Today i juz settle all my stuff and juz bought my com,so tat i can contact wif my frens easily.
Now, i still cant fully get used of the life here.
Argh.Homesick.!!

To Kelly Chew~

2010-01-25T09:21:00.003+08:00

Haiz..I gonna leave here after few hours..
I will do watever i promised u,
Take good care of u here ya,
wait for mi to come back,
Love you very much,
gonna miss u much thr,
i will try to find u everyday at thr,
trust mi,i will be back.

LOVE U MY DEAR~
KELLY CHEW~

Happy Birthday Kelly~

2010-01-03T11:39:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday to U my ****XD..
18 le lo..grow older..
Wish u all da best here..
I will do wat i promised to u as i wrote in tat paper^^
Take k of urself well ya^^
Miss u
And love u too~

Nice Trip To Kuching

2009-12-29T14:18:00.008+08:00

20/12/09- 23/12/09
I have my 4days 3night trip at Kch..It is quite a nice place.The day b4 20 Dec,i prepared and pack my stuff properly dy.I am quite curious cox i can have my trip wif my frens(Kelly,Osama,Pang Soon,Eddy,Hong Yew and Xiao Lai)..yea~We go Kch by plane and reach thr ard 1 o clock.Kch airport is reli much better than Sibu's 1.Its nice~We stay in HarbourView Hotel.The 1st day in Kch is quite boring.We dunno whr to go,we tiok ngek by a taxi driver.OMG the cost for the ride from hotel to crocodile farm is damn exp.And the crocodile are so stupid,and a lousy performace they show us.After tat we went shopping,the shopping mall are so small,and nth to buy at all.Some shirts are nice,but all of them are branded,so we didnt buy it cox we didnt bring much money.And finally dinner time is coming,after bathing,we went Top Spot,while goin thr,we met wif Kelly and her frens.We take some photos in front Hilton wif those nice deco stuff.After have our dinner,we have a walk at those small shopping mall.Ard 11,Mr.Richard phone mi and we go for supper.After tat he bring us and look ard at Kch.Thx him for the ride and thx him to let us save large amount of money.I went to find Kelly at Tune Hotel at 12sth..Its quite crazy,after da pao thr wif her frens,i went back to my hotel and continue talking wif Osama and Pang Soon,till 4sth we cai go sleep..

In front Hilton~Nice~^^

The 2nd day,we went Spring.Spring is sooooooooo nice.Thx Richard again for bringing us thr.Whole afternooon at Spring,i have my time wif Kelly.We buy some shirts and she buy mi a Hush Puppy knitting costume.Its so nice,i love it so much.And thx my mum for sending mi extra money and also i nid to thx Aunty Rosemary cox she is the 1 who bring it to mi^^After tat we continue our walk at Spring.Kuching's shopping mall really big different wif in Sibu,all the things are branded and exp,dun have palsu 1..haha..After some walk,we go have some donuts at Big Apple,thr are so many flovour of donuts thr,so delicious..Yummy~Ard 6 we meet wif Yew,Hong,Eddy and Xiao Lai in front Giordano.Xiao Lai and her fren went to movie and the rest of us back to hotel and have rest then we go to have a walk and dinner at Water Front.After tat we go and buy some junk food and "wine" at parkson,we goin to get high tat nite.All of us are crazy and hapi..Woot~And still i back at 1 sth.Scary~

她买给我的~

Those "wine" i mean

Gd in shopping~rite?haha

Wine~haha

The 3rd day,its冬至.Its the first time i celebrate wif my frens.Thx Hong and his relatives so much for bringing us nice food and汤圆。冬至没有汤圆就不是冬至了咯。。哈哈。感动莫~Miss tat nite.

Thx Hong and his relatives for those food~

Funny wor~haha

8手观音

Burger..HAHA

The 4th day,we are goin back.After having breakfast,we goin to check out.After checking out,we went Spring again..haha..Before tat,i went to take oour手链 at Sarawak Plaza.Its so meaningful^^At Spring,we met wif Bernard,wif pinky shirt and also Joanne..haha..We take some pics at StarBuck.After taking photos,we are goin to airport,its time to leave Kuching,sad moment,miss those time thr.Haiz.

The snowman~

Missing Kid~

Giordano Family~

Giordano Family^^

Same pattern手链~

Mi and Kelly~^^

I miss my time wif my frens and also her.It gonna be a gd gd and perfect memory for mi.Sad to know tat goin to leave u guys soon.But for sure i wont forget bout u all^^

Big Big Family~Love u all My frens~

Touched!!

2009-12-19T11:43:00.002+08:00

Last few days i receive a present from a fren.I am touch and suprise to see her present.Its so speacial,so i wanna share wif u guys.I love the present so much^^Cox..u ppl see la..XD

Speacial right?I am goin to use it during winter^^

The start of my holiday and also the start of stupid photos~haha

2009-12-19T11:19:00.007+08:00

On 16th of Dec,i and my frens went Parkson after returning the books.Woot~finalli i can leave all da stoopid books.After tat,we have our breakfast then we have our time at Parkson.We take so much stupid pics while we gai gai at Parkson~Quite lak mi while ppl looking at us..

End of the Year and the end of Secondary School Life

2009-12-17T19:04:00.010+08:00

Spm is finally over and its time for all Form 5 students to have a rest.I think most of them will be extremely happy after Spm,but think furthermore we are goin to seperate wif our family and friends.Time passed reli fast.We are still little boy and gal while we are still in Form 1.Tat time,i was reli stoopid.Hanging out everydays and even doing sth bad.Wao~tat reli crazy.Now,i sure wont do tat kind of stuff again,since i have already grown up,haha..At the year of form 2 i found my specialty in dancing.Thx Oscar for finding mi to have a chance to perform my 1st dance,tat is Sad Tango during gangshow.Since tat time i was addicted in dancing.I have my life on stage for ard 3 years.And now i am oledi finished form5 and goin oversea to have my study.Gonna miss all my fren here.For mi i had change so much these few years.From a naughty boy turn into a nt naughty boy,from childish to bit mature,from short to tall,from bui bui to fit..wao..so many ya..haha.For mi i think i dun even think tat i will change from a dancer to nt a dancer.I tot i love dancing so much,but now i found tat dancing can just be a hobby and there are sth more important than dancing.I love u my frens,for accompaning mi for these years.But till the last last moment in my secondary school life sth bad happened,i lost sth tat i tot "he" is reli gd and close wif mi but at last i found tat i am juz thinking too much,he didnt care bout how i treat him,nvm,now i know.U are juz a small small part in my life,it is nth to loss u.Now i know who is the 1 i can reli trust.

My Friends,i have sth to talk wif u:

Kelly:You are 1 of the most or i can say you are the most important ppl in my life.Although we juz know each others for onli 1 year+.But i can comfirmed tat wat i promised u,i will made it.I reli love.Take k of urself well while i am nt wif u.U helped mi quite a lot and fill up my time wif full of happiness.You are so funny and bit stupid,but ITS GREAT AND NICE^^U make mi reli hapi.Thx for accompany mi.Love U~

Osama:U are reli crazy bro!!Love to have my time wif u in class and also outside.U always can make mi feeling happy and so high.U are reli so enuf fren ya bro,i can feel it.Thx for ur support and ur help for mi in my study.I wont forget u.I still remember tat i know u in Primary school.Tat time we are in 6D,but we are nt reli gd.Then we are seperated during form 1to 3 and finalli we are combined again in form 4.Osama,forget abt all bad stuff happened lately,u will have watever u wan in future.May God bless U.We are fren and also bro 4ver.We will gonna be crazy again while we meet again after U life..XD

Jess:Bitchy Jess ar bitchy Jess,stop bitching le la..haha.U are the onli gal everytime we goin suok ge wor..haha..I think i know u in Form 1 .Tat time i know u very du lan mi cox my voice are loud gua,haha.I think now dun have liu,if du lan mi i dun wanna bring u out again wor..haha.And wanna thx you for listening mi talk dis and tat,and sometimes u reli give mi some useful advices.I will keep the pics we taken b4,so make sure u dun delete it ya..haha

Alex:The best singer in our class.Y dun u learn to sing so hot songs and we can form a team,u sing and i dance le?aduh~Alex ar,u dun 有了老婆then u 忽略ur fren la..day day juice mei juice mei.Mi almost leaving le,have ur time wif mi more la..U changed urself too in dis few months,kip it on,you are reli a gd fren for mi ya.Hope i can see u in Tv while i am at oversea.

Pang Soon:I know u while we are in athlete.Juz dunno y the 1st time we meet we can talk so much wif each others although we didnt meet b4.And we become gd fren when we are in form 4 and 5.Nice to have my time wif u bro.Take k and gd luck in ur future.

Joseph:Joesph,stop sap joy everyday le la..haiyo,stop looking at Jaq.Thx for supporting my dance everytime.And make mi feels like i am reli reli gd in dancing.Fast fast lai thx mi xia cox i teach you some freezing move..haha..Go ahead if u wanna learn dancing,i wil support u although i dun have dance liao.

Kuen Luen:Hey bondang Kuen,long time didnt call u like dis.U are still bui zai while u are in P.5.haha..so funny man tat time,still remember wat we do wif David?XDThen we seperate each others in P.6 cox i am moving to Methodist,and we meet again in form1 althogh we are nt in same class,we are still gd. Nice to have my time mapling wif u,and overnite at ur rumah.And thx for supporting when i am reli so down last time.Thx ya~

Kat:Pig Qi~haha~Wei wei~thx everytime u saki mi when i am moody and sad ya.Although u treat mi bad,but i still take u as my gd gd fren~When u bu chang mi ar?u stab mi so many times eh..!!.U helped mi so much last year eh,becox of u,my hand is still ok.Reli hapi to have a fren like u.Take k ya,gd luck in ur study~

Erick:Wei doggy!!Forgive mi to call u like dis for 2 years.U r reli gd to mi,although u are stupid.==U are so unforgetable for mi cox u are aeroplane king u know,count urself how many times u put mi aeroplane huh?And u make mi fade out of finding parking space cox u take away the space..WTF..Anyway,we are fren,i dun mind.XD..Hope u wont forget mi..

Calvin:My bro~i know since i was still using奶瓶.Miss our time when we dotaing.Cox u owes ksed mi in da match..Everytime u owes say:"Oswald!ULTI ULTI!! Then u will be the 1 who kill the hero==XD.Thx for chia mi eat everytime,nice to have fun wif u bro..Fren 4ver.Gd luck in ur study,u can do it!!

Tim Ngu:For mi u are gd in collecting money.Haha.Having fun wif u while we are classmate in form 1 to 3.Although sometimes we quarrel,but still fun right?haha.Miss the time we playing soccer and also futsal.Have a great time wif u.Thx bro

Lawrence:Hey bro,i am having much fun while having soccer game wif u.While u r in my opponent team,love to see u missing the chance..XD..wahaha..And also i miss out time while we dance together last time in da church.I will remember watever we do together..Take k,god bless u~

Melda:Xiao mei ar xiao mei..I think u are the youngest 1 in here..haha..But i think whole form 2 u are the 1 who talk the most wif mi..haha.U ar..guai guai study here ar..Know ma.At here,i wanna say thx to u cox evrytime u give mi advices and support while i am so down.And u try to cheer up everytime,dun everytime see ur msn pm,semua nt gd punya stuff.Haha..Take k ya..

Brian,Rina,Irene,Chloe,Ee Ang:U dis few saikia..dunno y will be so fren wif u all..U all dance so well ya,espeacially u Brian,u improved ur skill so much in the dance of一支独秀.And Ee Ang u too although u kinda dog style on stage,but still hapi to see u guys performance.Keep it up,perform more nice dances.Have a nice time wif u all,see u all saying stupid words and doing stupid actions.Make mi feels like i am younger..XD.Take k ar u all..

Actually i still have many things to tell my frens.I will update dis page whenever i think tiok wat to say..Thx my fren,i reli love u all.Forgive mi if i do sth wrong..Thx~

Long time didnt update lur~

2009-12-04T09:39:00.002+08:00

好久都没来update我的blog了咯。。因为考试所以没有空哦。。
Still left 2 subjects for mi to test..Oh pretty tired ya,and start feeling lazy to do my revison..
But the onli things i will miss after spm,is da life in sch with my frens..
Next year nid to leave all of them to UK..sure miss all of them much.

Quite happy for dis few weeks although i am pretty tired,cox of sth..=p
It will be my own secret..haha

Gonna move in to new house ltr,tired,but can see some 1 thr^^

Mini Concert

2009-11-19T22:17:00.002+08:00

The dance performed by Brian,How Kai,Josiah,Irene,Dominic,Ee Ang,Felicia during the mini concert..My tu di..haha..Watch it^^

Its You by Super Junior

2009-11-08T11:57:00.004+08:00

Extremely love dis 2 videos.
Its You by Super Junior^^

This is the dance version video of Its You

Share some pics wif u guys here..

2009-11-05T17:10:00.006+08:00

These are the stuff we do in da class in the last 2 weeks left for SPM..LOL

For Someone tat 1 reli reli reli care abt..

2009-11-04T21:17:00.002+08:00

At here,i wanna give some advice for her,although i know tat she seldom view my blog but still i wish tat she will still receive my wishes and advices..

I wishes tat u can study hard for u SPM,but remember to have enuf rest,dun make ueself too tired or wat..Take k of urself well,and dun sick ar..Its hurting while i see u are in a very tiring mode.Makes mi feels tat u are moody.I try to make u happy but i dunno wat to do is the best.

Hope tat exam will pass soon and u will back to normal mode..
Take k..
Hope u will see it..=)

I really care bout u~

11/1/09~~6 Months dy..Time flies~

2009-11-01T09:39:00.002+08:00

6months passed..
Thx for being wif mi for those time
Although sometimes we quarrel,but at last we still can solve those prob as fast as possible.
Sorry cox sometimes maybe i dunno wat u are thinking bout..
I will try to improve..
Although sometimes reli gt a bit nt hapi due to wat u have done,but its ok..It is juz a small prob,i don mind cox i reli love u^^

LOVE U^^

Daniel's Birthday!!

2009-11-01T09:30:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday Daniel Boy..
Its 7.15..I have been late for Daniel boy de birthday,i told brian tat i will reach red carrot at ard 7 but i fall asleep qu..haha..But its ok,i am still goin thr..When i reach thr,i can hear all the little boy and gal singing happy birthday song.And when reach the part~"Happy Birthday to Daniel Yong!!!!!"its damn loud until i can listen it really clear at the staircase..I am the eldest among all of them=.=
After finish my food,i join Brian them in a mini games.Loser nid to drink a damn disgusting drink=.=I am nt gd in tat wat vroom vroom vroom and ngek ngek ngek de game so i kip drink tat stupid drinks..Nearly vomi ki..

After tat we go Delta Mall to have a walk..We talk bout stupid stuff and do stupid stuff in the Popular Book store..All ppl kip notice at us..zzz.Then we went to a pc shop,playing wif an I-Mac's camera,juz like ppl come out form kampung..quite la min but fun..haha

After doin stupid stuff,we went for 水果冰at Muhibah..We chichating thr,talk bout black and white until no title.Lil. boys and gals reli so...FUN?haha..

Long time didnt update my blog and SPM coming.

2009-10-29T17:09:00.001+08:00

Wat a long period i dint update my blog..now i am busy preparing for my exam so i am nt goin to get on9 tat often.
18days more to SPM,today i think i am nt tat busy cmpared wif few days before.I am juz slacking whole day for today,I skip most of my classes in school and went to form3 classes and have fun wif them,they are so senang now,their face are fullfill wif joy.And i love watching Brian them dancing,although i cant join them anymore,but still i can feel the hapiness while dancing.

They are goin to perform the dance一支独秀 during 5 of Nov,now wat i can do is juz give them some advice,hope they can improve in their emotions during the dance,and some move they cant do it very well,hope then can improve it during the last few days.May god bless them..

And for Chloe,today i juz bring her to Vogue and Okuno.She said tat she wan to find a job cox she wan earn some money for buying a new hp during dis holiday,hope tat she can success during the interview and i will have a free meal.haha..XD

Feeling moody nowadays,maybe becox of exam stress and also becox of i am goin to leave all my fren soon.Sigh~Dun wish to leave them so early,and also my "her".Thinking of buying sth for her,but dunno wat to buy for her,feels like she gt everything too.Still thinking~...

Challenging 5x5 Rubix Cube

2009-10-20T11:01:00.005+08:00

I am now challenging how 2 solve a 5X5 rubix cube..Its quite hard.I learn the skill and the formulae from youtube..Now i onli can solve 20%of it=.=

Oswald VS Henry 大大杯

2009-10-20T10:54:00.002+08:00

Exam Coming!!Wheres my study mood?!

2009-10-20T10:35:00.004+08:00

SPM is coming soon..
OMG!!
Looking at the countdown!!
28Days more..
But dunno y i have no mood to study although i know SPM is juz around the corner..Haiz..
So many things will change in the coming 2 months..

Daddy leaving mi cox he is goin to work at Africa- - - - Sad..T.T
Moving into new house- - - -Happy~
Leaving my fren,my family and Her cox goin to Singapore- - - -Sad..T.T
Wont have any dancing performance on stage anymore- - - -Dun reli mind it

I will have my new life in the coming 2months..
我不知道我能不能适应我的新生活
在新的地方
新的环境
新的朋友
But i would rather prefer my friends in Sibu
My life in Sibu~
Sigh~

Jess Birthday

2009-10-11T15:17:00.009+08:00

10/10/09 is a nice date and also Jess' birthday So my class help her organize a party at Pizza Hut.But onli few of us who close wif Jess attend nia.More fun like dis^^ Ard 530,i go Hush Puppy to buy a shirt for the party..It cost mi so much="."="RM99.90.So exp..make mi totally bankrupt for dis month.After tat mi go back and tidy up myself and set my hair.After tat i go out and 6.30 to bring Kelly,Eddy and Jess to Parkson.At thr,Kelly and Eddy went to have dinner,cox they nt reli know my frens.So mi,Jess,Jen and Sing Lieng,Osama wait for the others to come.Tat time Pizza Hut is full of ppl,luckily we still can have a seat.After few mins we sit down,Yen,Vic,Swee,Alex and Willis came.Then we order the food and wait" thr="."="Sianz the pizza hut de service so lousy,we wait thr for ard 1 hr,then they say they forget abt our order..WTF!!But they onli give us a free salad..sianz qu,make us starving thr.While waiting for our food,we take some pics.Some looks stupid.haha..Poor Vic,nt yet eat de jiu leave le,cox she wan to go Ah Lung to wash her hair wif her mummy.But we also veli gd lo,gt da pao for her.After we finish,its also quite late dy,my fren wanna go back liao,so we onli take a few pics.Miss a gd photo taking chance..haha.. 来看照片咯。。
My Hush Puppy T-shirt..XD

Love dis pics da most

Yen&Willis

Mi&Osama

Osama&Willis

Mi&Willis

Mi&Yen

Osama&Yen

Learn Yen de pose

Funny Yen

Learn Swee de pose series..lol

Yummy~

Mi&Jess

Da free salad

寿星婆

Mi&Yen的杰作

Simply write de..

2009-10-10T00:21:00.003+08:00

Feels like wanna write sth here..
All about my feelings..
Dis post maybe a bit boring..
Cox onli some of u who know i mean..

At here,i would like to thx all my frens who accompany mi during quite a long period time,thx for u guys' supporting and comforting.Make my life more nice.Thx God to let mi have all of dis..

The one who let my mind grow the most:Choco Chew~(Thx ya,for teaching mi so much)
The one who support mi the most when i was hurt:Melda~
Those who support mi too for tat time:Swee,Fei,Cat,Evelyn,Calvin,Kat,Vic,Alex,Osama,Pang Soon,Joseph and Jackson.
The one who owes find mi out tat time:Fei&Cat
Most sayang mi de Jie Jie:Evelyn,Pauline Jie..XD
The one who makes mi smile owes in class:Ah swee
The one who have same ambition wif mi:Osama(quite a crazy ambition we have)
The one who owes kacau kacau 1 in class:Alex=.=
The one who be the female version楚留香among us:Jess
The one who help mi much in my maths:Yen&Osama&Jackson
My Ah Hia:Vic
Those who owes help mi in my dance:Brian,Adrian,Rina,Chloe,Irene
The one who owes support my dance and will try the best to go and watch my dance during my performance:Melda~
The one who always call mi bui bui:鸭鸭=.=Rachel..XD

And many more..and more and more to say here..
But cant list all of it out..
Thx all my frens^^
Love u guys

New Bag..Yea~

2009-10-08T15:37:00.002+08:00

Juz bought a new bag from Porsche..Its costs mi quite much xia..It cost mi RM109.90.My whole month pocket money onli left 60%=.=Haizduh..And at thr i saw so many new arrival shoes,all looks so nice and attractive..Makes mi feels like wan to go shopping again.Anyway i am goin to shopping this Sat,wanna buy new shoes again..XD..And also new shirts and Jess' presie.Cox her birthday coming this Sat and mi and my classmates are goin to celebrate for her and are goin to have fun together again..Waiting for Saturday coming,so exciting.Tomolo i will still nid to sit for my Add Maths exam.its also the last paper for my trial exam 2.Exams reli killing mi..Tiring~

好特别的中秋节

2009-10-04T18:16:00.003+08:00

在一个星期的考试后就是农历八月十五，也就是中秋节。今年的中秋节和往年的有些不一样，今年的中秋节过得有点疯狂。当晚，我和家人到名厨餐厅吃晚饭，那里的食物不错下，而且服务也蛮周到下。在那里，我才吃了两碗就已经很饱了咯，后面的食物都是硬塞的。吃呀吃吃到了8点多我们就回家了。一到家，我拿了车钥匙然后就去找Kelly,Eddy和Ah Yew了。到了Kelly家，最然我惊讶的是Ah Yew的穿着，真的是好帅下莫。哈哈。。第一次看到叻，西装皮鞋。。哈哈。在Kelly家吃了月饼，聊天聊下我们就去提灯笼咯~在那里遇到了Ah Hong,然后我们就一起去有公园。走了几下我们又到兴化那里去了，在这里疯狂好笑的事来了，在那里有点阴深深的，可是我们还是下去走。走到亭子那里，Eddy，Ah Yew说要看我跳街舞，然后就在那里瞎跳了几下，真是的，中秋了从提灯笼变跳舞。哈哈。之后Ah Yew说要比伏地挺身，所以我们3个男的又在那里做笨蛋了。之后Eddy又提议赛跑，然后我们几个又傻傻的绕了兴化跑了一圈，跑好又累又喘又多汗。最可怜的还是Ah Yew还要穿着皮鞋跑叻。哈哈。。之后我们休息下，我就载他们回家了。哇~真是一个很特别的中秋节。太开心了，在最后在这里的几个月还能有这样的回忆，已经好满足了。尤其是能够与我的她一起渡过，太开心了咯^^当晚她还送了我一盒月饼和饼干，好好吃哦^^最让我遗憾的还是当晚没有拍很多照片，可是没关系啦=）

Kelly送的^^

Yummy~

Kelly送我的月饼

又闷又累又热

2009-09-30T14:19:00.002+08:00

啊！！有考试了咯。。好烦啊。考试已经考了3天了，虽然只是短短的3天，可是已经让我觉得很累很烦人了。哎~这几天除了读书还是读书。可是叻，虽然嘴巴上说是读书可是心里都不知道在想什么，根本没有心要读啊~眼看会考的时间越来越近了可是我一点紧张的心情都没有，好奇怪哦~这几天又开始很热很热了咯，烟雾的问题又出现了，这么热的天气让人又累又想睡觉，在班上都不能集中精神考试去=.=

说到考试，就想起前几天我把车开进学校，都不知道我们学校的老师怎么想的，车开进学校还不是为了赶考试时间，如果从外面走进来都迟到了叻，开进来时还用藤条打我的车头，害我心痛的要死，幸好油漆没落，不然心更痛了咯。。哈哈~

Ms Jennifer 的欢送会

2009-09-17T12:05:00.008+08:00

又过了两个月了，我们的代课老师Ms.Jennifer要离开我们了。她要到别的地方去教书了。虽然她只教了我们两个月，但是我们还是舍不得，所以就决定为她搞个欢送会。我们的欢送会在Cafe Cafe举行，由于接近考试了，所以来的人并不多。

差不多6.30，我就到老师的家载她，然后就去在阿水，虽然路上很塞，但是总算我还是准时到达那里。虽然没有迟到，可是还是最慢到的一群。哈哈。。吃饱后，我们就在那里闲聊，就一直打听老师的年龄和男朋友，嘿嘿。最后终于给我们问到年龄可是还不懂她的男朋友是谁。。哈哈

之后，我们就在那里大拍特拍，拍了很多笨笨傻傻的照片。由于我当晚很赶时间，所以大概9点我就要载老师和阿水回家了。在半路，老师说她的男朋友在星关，所以我就把老师载过去了，在那里终于看到老师的boy boy，蛮帅的叻。。哈哈。。

过后我就去载Kelly去兜风。哇。。我的愿望终于实现了咯。。可以载着他到处跑。那天也是我在第二次考试后和她见面的时间最长的一次了^^

很适合下。。哈哈

改过的

超可爱的阿水

酷酷的Pose

模特？呵呵

男生们都在耍酷。。XD

睡觉咯

Stupid stuff done in school

2009-09-11T09:25:00.004+08:00

These are some pic showing how stupid is Navien and I=.=..actually i was goin to upload dis video yesterday but i didnt do so cox i was quite busy and tired yesterday.And today i am nt goin to school so i have so much time to do dis stuff.Its quite stupid adn funny yesterday,so many ppl gather in 5 Galileo to see us doin such stupid stuff.hahax..

08/09/09

2009-09-09T15:01:00.004+08:00

Today my school having a short assembly for National Day.I think this is the best assembly in my Secondary school life.While singing the Jalur Gemilang,i be the most high and stupid guy in the class=.=kip angkat the bendera up and stand on the place we sit.Reli so high..haha..When we go back to class,i am still playing wif the stupid flag haha..The flag quite useful xia,can be sarung and headband and watever..haha..I also get my driving license today..so hapi xia..After goin back,mi jiu go out limteh wif Dorine,Nee and Pauline.Three of them kip bullying mi cox i am the onli guy thr=.=After taking some pics at kingwood,we go back.During the journey back,Dorine jiu mi piao yi=.=so danger xia,i nearly knock her car dy..Whew..haha..After sending Nee back,i go to bring my dear dear at tuition.I meet wif Bernard and Lawrence thr.After sending dear dear back,i also go back dy..And continue for the few hrs left wif tuition and blah blah blah..

My license

Love Malaysia's dancer..Xd

Superman0.0

Funny xia=.=

Geng..haha

Jaycee Club Installation Nite

2009-09-05T12:30:00.008+08:00

Yesterday was a tired day for mi..I had been outside for 14hrs..After school i went to Swee's house.After bathing and had my lunch,mi and Cheng go making up at XXX..dunno the name..XD,cox 1st time goin and didnt look at the name.While we reach thr,i saw my frens all looks funny after make up,espeacially guys..All looks so GAY=.=Feeling so weird while making up..Feels so itchy=.=Finalli i knows gal's tong ku..lol..After tat we go Hair Magic to set our hair.We follow Li Jing's fren's car thr.The hair designer thr quite pro,all of us looks so cool after set up our hair.They say mi looks like Dao Ming Shi if mi wif curly hair..XD*SHY SHY eh mi..haha.They spray my hair green and make my hair blink blink..After tat we go shopping at Parkson,when we reach parkson,we found tat evryone thr kip looking at us.Make us feeling so weird and paise.We know we are handsome,but also no nid like dis ma..XD..Adrian an Ah yi go Toledo to buy some new clothes for dinner,and i and Cheng go GoWhyTown to buy earrings.Finally i wear earrings again after so many months i didnt wear it.Quite heavy xia.Abt 4sth,we went Tanahmas for the last rehersal,time passing so fast,i feeling nervous and nervous.Finalli 8 O CLOCK!!Its our show time!!After changing our clothes sponsered by Okuno,we stand by at backstage..While i step up on the stage,i felt no more nervous,cox so many applauses..WIUWIT^^And finalli i finished my 1st part's show.Then we find the hair designer to set up our hair once again.At abt 9,we change our 2nd set clothes up,i am the onli male model who wear jeans.I and my partner,Li Jing talk abt the poses again b4 the 2nd show start.After Li Ling and Zhi Cheng,its me and Li Jing's turn,we did our best and finalli we receive so much applauses,and our ending pose is the funniest among all=.=but still having so much fun..haha.After group photo taking,we went back.When i reach home,my family members laugh at my make up=.=I spend abt one and half hrs to clean up the make up and my hair..Whew~damn tired..

sorry i cant upload all..if wan view other pics..Visit my facebook..
All da pics here

I love this Video

2009-09-02T16:40:00.003+08:00

去年中秋节跳的舞，有人要求我Po的

2009-08-31T15:07:00.003+08:00

Merdeka!!

2009-08-31T14:59:00.001+08:00

今天是国庆日，也是放假的最后一天，再过几小时又要回去学校了。。可是我都还没玩爽的莫。戏都还没看完的叻。可是也好啦，可以看到我的朋友了咯。又可以嘻嘻哈哈了！呵呵。。我的功课都还没动的叻，管它了，反正一定不止我没做。。哈哈。。

除此之外，还要恭喜Alex跟Zhen Zhi在一起了！！祝你们开心咯❤

没有主题（因为不懂要放什么）

2009-08-31T14:33:00.004+08:00

这几天都没来写东西因为都在看电视和跑出去玩，这几天外出比较方便因为自己终于能驾车了咯。可是我的车贴上P纸感觉有点怪怪的叻。。哈哈。昨天是鹏翔的生日，他在前天晚上请我们到cafe cafe去吃东西，他请了好多人去哦，场面很热闹下，有钱人就是不一样叻。。呵呵。。当晚我一直被人捉弄，一直拿我跟一个美女老师开玩笑，害我连都丢光去了咯。。真是的这些朋友。。Immanuel跟Ah Jen啊~真是的给你们机会聊天，又不珍惜真是的。吃饱了，我和凯晴打算跟踪老师看下老师去哪里，可是叻没有成功，我跟丢去。过后我又回去cafe cafe接Su Ee因为我要负责载老板的女朋友回哦。。哈哈。。回去前，鹏翔还给了我两朵玫瑰叫我送给女朋友莫，想的真周到，哈哈。。当晚最惊讶的就是Yen Yi的造型，从来没看过莫，可惜没有照片。就连全体照也只拍了一两张。

当晚的造型

鹏翔给的玫瑰

那天也是我节目最多的一天，早上一大清早就去和Yen Fei跑步，我也是很风度下咯，在她家外面等了快半个钟才出来。。之后我们就到兴化去跑步了。跑到9点多我们就去吃早餐，然后把她送回家，之后我也回家了。

下午，由于在家闷到爆了所以我去找Joanne。那个小妞真是不够朋友，大老远从我家跑去载她，可是一点都不感激下，还一直泼我冷水，哎~“很够朋友莫”。。=.=回家的时候我看到徳豪的家人，他们在车里看到我时好像很惊讶，大概是看到我驾车的关系吧。

这个放假我终于学会了，Sorry Sorry，也能单手倒立好几秒了（虽然还没很稳）可是还是有进步。Sorry Sorry的Video我过些日子放上我的blog，因为还没拍的所以再等等吧^.<

I passed my driving test!!

2009-08-27T21:39:00.002+08:00

Today i finalli passed my driving test..YEA..finalli i can drive legally..Today i went to wawasan thr at 1sth..When i reach thr i saw Steven,Vincent,Jess,Fiona and my da jie Dorine..We wait thr for a long long time for the loso jpj ppl to come.And finalli they come and we start our test.Its a damn hot afternoon,but we cant on the aircond while having the 1st part test.Almost pengsan ki..Luckily i didnt faint qu..XD..After tat we will have our 2nd part's test.I am so unlucky,cox the 1 who test mi is a strict woman,my fren told mi tat she always give ppl fail,make mi so scare..While i having my test,she kip talk to mi and kip ask so much abt mi,make mi cant concentrate on driving and even nearly forget to stop at BERHENTI thr..She said i drive like a gal cox whole journey i onli use 30km/hr de speed..(cox i am scare tat she will give mi GAGAL if i drive too fast)Finalli i reach my destination,and luckily i passed the test..WIUWITT..*clap clap*I was so hapi cox i wait for the P license for a long time dy..haha.Now i can drive whenever i wan liu..hehe..Tomolo i will nid to go to school again for practise again..hope i can do better than last time..Wish mi gd luck^^..

学当模特

2009-08-26T19:10:00.003+08:00

今天我到青春旋律舞健美中心学当模特，这次的训练是为了Jaycee Club的installation night的Fashion Show。这是我第一次当模特，所以练习时觉得有点尴尬和不自然，毕竟平时我只在台下负责看和批评XD。。今天学的只是脚步，和一些定位位置。很“派谢”叻，都不会走啊~~没关系，第一次，还有进步空间.

明天终于要去考车了咯。等这天等很久了咯。有点紧张，可是觉得应该没问题的，很快就可以自己驾来驾去咯。

学校的功课到现在都还没动的，不知道要怎样跟老师交代了咯。哎~没关系啦，习惯了，管他那么多的。。哈哈

这个放假很闷下哦。。没事做。。可是还蛮多朋友生日的。明天晚上要去看下买什么给我的鹏翔哥了咯。。

没事做。。。来写东西

2009-08-23T20:24:00.004+08:00

昨天是我放假的第一天，可是叻，我还是非常的努力，一大早就起来去补习。。是不是非常乖叻？哈哈。。放学的时候，我和我的朋友-Peng Xiang哥，Su Ee姐为我们的寿星姐，其琪姐庆祝生日。。（琪啊，看我对你这么好，记住以后别再捅我了啊）。。我们也没拍什么照片，因为蛮赶下的.之后我又回家陪我的电脑了。

晚上，我跟我的几个死党去cafe cafe吃东西。。起初只有我，阿水，伦胜和奥萨玛去，后来没想到我和阿水约了很久的巧克力也有来哦。实在开心麽，吃东西也吃多了一点，哈哈。。幸好没有肥去（所以 Joanne别太得意哈哈）昨晚我看见她戴着我送的❤形项链时，真的很开心

吃饱了，我们就一起走去百盛，在那里我看见Fei和她的弟弟，之后就去找Eddy 和Ah Hong..在那里还说到七月半去叻。。幸好我不怕。。哈哈。。然后嘞我们就去福源堂玩咯。。在那里完了一些蛮搞笑也蛮有趣的游戏，我还拿到了一个很可爱的吊饰，几开心下的。。哈哈。。之后我们就回家了。开心的时间过的实在快莫~有机会还要再玩下^^

你們被點名了♥

2009-08-23T17:32:00.001+08:00

你們被點名了♥
被點到必填，不填代表你不尊重傳給你的人和問卷。
(1) 請老實的回答每一個問題。
(2) 不行擅自塗改題目。
(3) 寫完請點10位小朋友，不可不點。
(4) 點完後請通知那10位小朋友他被點到了。
被點到的;;

1.Kelly
2.Michelle
3.Eileen
4.Swee
5.Rina
6.Chloe
7.Jess
8.Catherine
9.Yen Fei
10.Melda

***

01-[４號認識６號嗎？]: 应该吧
02-[１０號是男還是女？]: 女
03-[８號的興趣是？]: 睡觉=.=
04-[１號有沒有兄弟姐妹？]: 有
05-[７號姓氏？]: 黄
06-[１０號人緣好嗎？]: 很好
07-[４號有人追嗎？]: 不是很确定
08-[承上２號呢？]: 米有
09-[６號喜歡的顏色是？]:不懂。。呵呵
10-[３號和１０號是朋友嗎？]:大概吧
11-[８號的生日是？]:5月29
12-[５號讀哪呢？]: 卫理
13-[你怎麼認識１０號的？]:交通游戏
14-[你跟１號的生日差幾個月？]: 23天
15-[你和９號有出去玩過嗎？]: 有
16-[你喜歡和２號聊天嗎？]: 还可以
17-[你喜歡和３號在一起嗎？]: 喜欢。。Tsunami..哈哈
18-[你覺得７號人怎樣？]: 很好
19-[你覺得９號人怎麼樣？]: 很好
20-[你愛５號嗎？]: 朋友的爱

***

1.是誰傳給你這份問卷的: Michelle
2.你們認識多久呢: 幾個月吧
3.你覺得他(她)對你來說很重要嗎: 當然重要，朋友嘛
4.你與他(她)的關係是：朋友
5.請問他(她)的興趣是：不懂耶
6.你覺得他(她)的個性如何: 也不是很懂
7.他(她)在你心目中是幾分: 不懂怎样评分

***

海邊遊玩問題篇 *
問 : 夏天去海邊玩　看到　比基尼辣妹會
答 : 泡她XD
問 : 當你在更衣室沖水　門忽然被打開了　你會
答 : 大叫然後問幹嗎？
問 : 海中忽然大浪來襲後　你發現比基尼小姐上身泳裝被沖掉了　你會　
答 : 傻看﹐然後笑她们。。穿那么少干嘛。。看是不是出事了
問 : 去海邊玩會使用咩交通工具
答 : 車子
問 : 你突然發現沒帶泳裝　泳衣你會買嗎
答 : 不會`就這樣玩啦。。没什么哦
問 : 會用防曬乳嗎
答 : 没必要
問 : 回去時　發現有其他遊客手機沒拿　你會覺得是哪牌子的
答 : SE
問 : 海邊對你來說是
答 : 自由

***

無敵自戀篇
問 : 看到鏡子　會不由自主的向前嗎
答 : 当然。。我很注重形象的
問 : 經常用洗面乳嗎
答 : 没有。。
問 : 說到自戀會想到誰
答 : Jess
問 : 有人說該減肥了　你會
答 : 管他。。我觉得自己好就可以了
問 : 自戀　適合你嗎
答 : 還好

***

KUSO搞怪篇小規則　
" 點你的十個親朋好友
被點到的;;

1.Swee
2.Jess
3.Melda
4.Kat
5.Ee Ang
6.Brian
7.Adrian
8.Osama
9.Joseph
10.Alex

***

＊你常笑嗎:当然咯。。
＊你喜歡去哪兒玩: 都喜歡
＊去玩時喜歡一個人去嗎: 还好咯。。要看去哪里
＊如是假日時你都睡到幾點: 自然起唻
＊今天的天氣如何: 不错
＊朋友和情人你會選擇: 我有情有意
＊機會和命運你會選擇：机会
＊你很自戀嗎: 還好
＊你有穿過耳洞: 左邊1個
＊你交過幾個男(女)朋友: 没算
＊你有嗆過老師嗎：當然有

***

ps*被點名的朋友[上面頭10個]請把這篇複製在你們的blog修改答案呀
你們post出來后
comment我

我要去看

嘎嘎

终于可以轻松下了咯^^

2009-08-19T12:50:00.002+08:00

今天终于把最后也是最令人头痛的科目，ADD　ＭＭ干掉了。。今天早上抱着没什么希望的心情去学校因为我觉得今天考的应该又是不会做了咯，可是当考卷分下来时，几开心下，没有想象中的那么难嘛。。哈哈..终于挨到了放学，全部人都像疯了似的，乱喊乱叫。。今天终于可以放心玩电脑了咯。。哈哈。。也该想想放假要干嘛了。。我打算学Super Junior的Sorry Sorry。太帅了咯。。呵呵..这个放假还得去新加坡考英语哦。。麻烦叻~~我还欠人几顿饭要请，哎~~破产咯。。哈哈。。等下要去买东西下，给我的某某某。。嘿嘿~

爽啊。。可以玩咯。。哈哈！！

My weekends and some of my feelings

2009-08-16T09:52:00.004+08:00

5more days to go for the exam to end.Yesterday i had my boring saturday.I had plan to have so fun after the history test,but seems like i dun have the mood for those fun.So whole day i just stayed at home,facing my com and watching tv..Argh..sucks weekends.

Sometimes,i think tat it is much gd if i am perfect in my study,if like tat i can have less pressure and tiredness while facing the exam.And i can have more time being wif U..but unfortunately i am nt tat gd as i wish.Regret for wasting those time in F4.If i study hard tat time,now my life would be much better and also i can give you some help in ur study.Haiz..Whole afternoon i am thinking bout those question..It make mi quite moody,but i cant do anything bcox time passed dy,the onli i can do is appreciate the few more months given to improve my study..

Till the night,i went for dinner at Art Gallery..The envoiroment thr still as gd as before but the menu nt reli tat nice because the original chef changed thr so the menu had been changed also,but still ok la,at least still can be eaten..XD

Happy Birthday Yen^^

2009-08-14T18:00:00.004+08:00

Tdy is Yen's birthday..Happy birthday ya Yen^^And also i was having my sej exam dis morning..Early in the morning i woke up to study sej.I woke up at 2am..WTF..i didnt sleep cox of the stupid and useless subject..But so unlucky,i onli can do my objective paper..While i was having paper2,all my classmates try to help each other through sms,but unfortunately,all of us dun even know how 2 solve the question..Most i can see most of them sleeping.This is the 1st time i see students can listen to music in the exam.Some of them still making noise and chatting.Cox we all had give up while we saw the question.Haiz.Sry ya Mr Wong cant do wat i had promised u again..i will work harder next time and dun set the question so hard leh=.=

After exam,we went Pizza Hut to celebrate Yen's birthday.Thr are 13 of us goin.We had ordered so many food until all of us eat till almost burst qu..

I also had my hair cut juz now..Now my hair damn short dy.Sianz..But looks more "sunlight"qu..and nt looks tat sleepy..i had take some pics for tat too^^Thr are still 7days more,hope it can pass as fast as it could,i am reli tired of studying..But now mi edy feel much qing song dy cox sej edy cleared..Whew..

After hair cut

Yen taking $$

taking money..XD

笑话笑话。。轻松下^^

2009-08-12T12:57:00.002+08:00

把总理变成犯人

联合国的托管理事会的一次会议上，几位代表正在闲谈时，英国代表佛特爵士畅谈着英国让其所属殖民地独立的事迹，说及英国对自由民主潮流的迎合。　　
正谈得高兴，苏联代表忽泼其冷水，说：“谁都知道英国联邦的各国总理，很多是从前英国监狱里的犯人。” 　　
“不错！”佛特爵士回答，“把犯人变成总理，总比贵国把总理变成犯人好得多。”

巴尔扎克认笔迹

文学大师巴尔扎克多才多艺。按他的说法，分析研究笔迹是他的主要成就之一。他常向朋友声称，可以根据人的笔迹准确无误他说出其性格特征。　　
一天，他的朋友某女士给他一份一个男孩的手迹样品，说很想听听巴尔扎克对这个男孩的评价。　　
巴尔扎克把笔迹仔细地研究了几分钟，然后用异乎寻常的目光望着这位女士。于是这位女士告诉他说这个男孩与她非亲非故，尽可对她讲实话。　　
“很好，”巴尔扎克说，“实话跟你说吧。这个孩子既粗心又懒惰，必须严加管教。否则就会给祖先丢脸。” 　　
“这真是怪事了，”女士微微一笑，“这笔迹是从你小时候的作业本里弄出来的呀。”

姜昆

姜昆(1950年出生)出了名后，走到哪里都会被人认出来，弄得他轻易不敢上街。一次，他在公园拍电视片，人们把他所在的小屋围得水泄不通。工作人员磨破嘴皮，人们还是不肯散去。姜昆只好换了弟弟的衣服，戴上老头帽才混出包围圈，出了公园。同伴说：现在你别用老头帽捂住脸了，怪难受的。” 姜昆说：“不行，我这脸是‘全国通用粮票’，谁都认识。”

巧妙的比喻

一天，有人问英国光学权威W·S·富兰克林：“为什么一个物体在我们视膜上的像是倒立的，而我们都不感到物体是倒立的呢？” 　　
富兰克林想了一下回答说：“当你两耳同时听到一个婴孩啼哭时，为什么砩夏芸隙ㄌ淇薜牟皇撬ツ兀俊?

爱情忠诚度

天堂里有一间专门卖钟的商场，一次林肯的老婆前去卖钟。发现里面的钟有的走得很快，有的走得很慢。于是林肯的老婆问商场管理人员：“为什么会这样？”
管理人员说：“这里的钟是代表天下每个女人的丈夫对自己的忠诚度的，如果她的丈夫很忠诚，那么那只钟就走得很慢；反之则走得很快。”
于是，林肯的老婆问：“那请问一下林肯的那只钟在哪里呢？”
管理人员说：“啊，那只钟我们已经搬到房间里当电风扇了！”

兽医的保证

有个人养了条狗，夜里经常狂叫，吵得他睡不着，他想是狗有什么病，便带着它去找兽医，兽医看了看说：“它耳朵痛，你让它把这片药吃下去就好了。”说着，递给他一片药。这个人让狗把药吃了，可是，夜里狗还是照样狂叫。他又跑去找兽医。 “我再给你三片药。”兽医，“一片你给狗吃上，另两片你自己把它吃掉。我敢说，这样，你和狗总有一个会睡着的。”

医术高明

三位外科医生在个自夸耀自己的医术。
第一位说：“我曾帮一个人接合了手臂，现在他成了全国棒球队中最好的投手之一。”
第二位说：“那算不了什么，我帮一个人接合了一条腿，现在他已是世界长跑选手之一。”
第三位说：“这一切都算不了什么，我帮一个傻瓜接合了微笑，现在他已是一个国会议员了。”

绅士和女人

一位英国绅士与一位法国女人同坐一个火车包厢。法国女人想引诱这个英国绅士，于是她脱衣躺下后就开始抱怨太冷。英国先生把自己的被子给了她，但这个女人仍不停地说冷。
“我还能怎么帮助您呢？”沮丧的先生问
“我小时候，妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取暖。”女人说。
“请原谅，女士，我可不想在半夜里跳下火车去找您的妈妈。”英国绅士说。

立竿见影

有位犹太老人乘火车，一个傲慢的俄国军官坐在他的正对面。俄国军官看了看正在吃青鱼的犹太人，得意洋洋地问，为什么都说犹太人很聪明。
“这是由于青鱼头的缘故，”犹太人说。
“您说青鱼头是什么意思？”
“我们是吃整个青鱼，也就是说连头都吃了。”
“我懂了。你能卖给我两上青鱼头吗？”
“非常愿意。要2个卢布。”犹太人回答。
军官虽然觉得很恶心，还是一下把两个青鱼头都咽了下去，突然他叫起来：“你骗我，您买的青鱼头根本没这么贵。”
犹太人满意地点点头，您看，马上起作用了。”

当了美国总统之后

一位来自美国的黑人哥们儿皮特跟我说：“考完试我得赶紧回美国去。”我问他干吗呀这么着急？他说我得赶在大选前回去，准备参加总统选举，当美国历史上第一位黑人总统。看着他一本正经的样子，我真差点把他当成了曼德拉的嫡系传人。我强作不笑，顺着他问：“那您当了美国总统，第一件大事想干什么？”
皮特没加思索，脱口而出：“先把白宫改成黑宫！”

烟雾好转咯^^

2009-08-12T12:40:00.003+08:00

Taken today,help bag bag da guan gao..XD

昨天终于下雨咯，天气也凉了很多，烟雾的情况也好了很多。昨天我没去学校，所以在家里哦哦，由于下雨的关系，我睡得特别好，睡到蛮迟才起来，虽然知道今天考道德，可是我昨天到了晚上才开始读，幸好来得及。今天看到烟雾的情况好转了，天气也没那么热，所以心情也比较好咯。到了学校我和朋友哈啦到9点多然后开始考试，今天的考试太简单了咯，有点白读的感觉，所以班上的人都很快做完，然后全部在那里捣蛋弄到老师头大大。。哈哈。。最好历史也这么简单，呵呵。。今天又要k历史了咯，考整本书叻，读不完莫。。哎~~考试还有9天才过去，再忍耐下咯^^

我的星期六..也是一个很重要的日子

2009-08-08T18:06:00.004+08:00

今天整天都忙着温习即将来临的化学考试。。一大早就去补高级数学了。。之后我跟我的朋友，Ian的车去图书馆。。我约了阿水哥和Jessie去图书馆，在那里我们遇到了Erick，之后我们就开始复习了，我们虽然在温习有说有笑，但进度还不差，温习了蛮多东西的，累的时候还拍了一些无聊的照片。到了12 点，图书馆要关了，我们收拾东西后就去吃午餐。吃了午餐，我们一起到我妈的店去等时间，我们在店里拼命的ON9因为真的蛮累的了，所以要轻松下。哈哈。。到了3点，我们有去图书馆，我们在那里遇见了，Kelly,Ah Yew和Sally。之后我们又开始读书了。我们还是老样子，在那里嘻嘻哈哈的，可是幸好没吵到别人。今天在图书馆还遇到蛮多人的，可见大家都很努力莫。。哈哈

对朋友说的话：考试虽然重要但身体也很重要，钱老师今天问我们个问题问得很好。他说你们想不想拿着一张大学文凭和一张医生的检验报告一起上报？最近的疾病越来越多，要多照顾自己哦^^

不知道跟朋友在一起这样读书的日子还有多久，每天的86400秒就这样过了，哎~真的要好好珍惜我们在一起的每分每秒。

Form4 Chemi

Form 5 de

Shoes..lol

All of them so hardworking

Jess

NIKE..hehe

Erick

Swee

Mi and Jess de NIKE..XD

Some more jokes here^^

2009-08-07T17:03:00.002+08:00

Read all dis then u all will be as hapi as mi..XD..=p

经典笑话：一根鹅毛

拉夫桑尼斯家的鹅被人偷了。他急急忙忙找到法官，说：“艾米
尔呀，我家的肥鹅给邻居偷走了。可我不知道是谁，您要为我作主
啊！”
法官回答：“好吧！”
集体礼拜那天，法官在清真寺宣布说：“诸位中间有一个偷了
邻居家的鹅的人，他的头上仍粘着一根鹅毛。”
偷鹅人赶紧用手在头上摸了一摸。法官即刻命令道：“抓住他！
他就是偷鹅贼！

经典笑话：新手表

一天，某甲发现某乙有了个新手表，就问：

“这个表不错，哪儿买的？”

“这不是买的，是奖品。”

“怎么得来的？”

“赛跑。我们三个人赛跑，我跑第一。”

“那两人是谁？”

“警察和一个丢表的。”

经典笑话：快疯掉了

在纽约，有一名男子被控在双层巴士上打了一个女人，法官正在盘问他是不是有什么理由。
这名男子解释说：“噢，法官大人，事情是这样的。她上了巴士后，坐在下层，我旁边的位子。然后她打开袋子，取出皮包，关上袋子，打开皮包，拿出一块钱，关上皮包，打开袋子，把皮包放进去，然后再关上袋子。然后，她看见售票员正要到上层去，她就打开袋子，取出皮包，关上袋子，打开皮包，将一块钱放进去，关上皮包，打开袋子，把皮包放进去，然后再关上袋子。”
法官大声喝斥：“別说了！你快要把我搞疯了！”
那男子说：“没错！那就是我的感觉！”

经典笑话：汉堡

我有一个朋友十分爱养宠物。一次他去了非洲玩，买了一头象，但在海关上被拦了下来。说：“法律规定的，不可以外卖。”于是他想了个好方法，在象的耳朵上贴了些面包和生菜，说：“法律没规定面包里面带什么吧？”海关人员：“…………”

经典笑话：笨贼一箩筐

有两个人把铁链绑在自动提款机的前面令一端绑著拖车的保险杆想把提款机的壳扯掉。结果扯掉的不是提款机的外壳，反而是拖车的保险杆。非常惶恐的，他们开著拖车逃离现场。而链子还著提款机。保险杆还绑著链子，车子的牌照还挂在保险杆上。
一个人到药房去，拿出枪，宣称抢劫，然後拿出了一个大袋子套在头上--然後他发现他忘了在袋子上打眼睛的洞了。
警察问一个被当场抓住的小偷：“为什么你偏要到这家商店偷东西？” 小偷回答说：“因为这家商店离我的住处很近。你知道，目前社会上非常乱，我不敢过久地离开自己的家。”

经典笑话：树立酷毙帅呆的工作形象:公司规章搞笑版

一、为体现公司酷毙、帅呆的社会形象，对公司员工着装仪表、待人接物做如下规定，请全体员工参照执行。

二、男员工周一到周四必须穿正装，即西装或唐装。特别注意：

西装后开气必须剪开，否则有暗袋之嫌；袖口商标必须剪除，否则有民工之嫌；领带夹必须使用不会褪色的，否则有乡镇企业家之嫌；棉毛衫裤不得从袖口或裤脚管露出，否则有体虚肾亏之嫌；唐装不得使用黑色纱绸材料，否则有汉奸、土匪之嫌；颜色不得使用红底黑福字，这与我公司行政级别不符。

另：男士被发现前门未关好的，每次罚款五元。

三、女员工周一到周四必须穿套装，裙子、裤子皆可，但请注意：

服装尺寸不得过紧，否则关键部位曲线过于明显，将极大影响男员工工作效率，如实在天生身材魔鬼、无法遮掩，将调证券事务部负责向监管机构汇报工作；衬衫纽扣只能解开一到两个，要解开三个及以上的需报行政管理部和人力资源部会签，如第一颗纽扣就低于下巴20公分以上的，必须同时系好长不少于100公分、宽不少于80公分的胸巾；裙子长度不得少于20公分（臀部肥大者可酌情增加），违反者将负责向上级领导和职能机关汇报紧急和疑难事务；暂不规定上限，但走路因穿着裙子而时常摔倒的，自第二月起将以智商过低为由不再续签劳动合同。

经典笑话：血液遗传

在奥地利维也纳有位小偷被抓获。
法官：你已多次偷窈，怎么恶性不改呢？
小偷：我曾接受过两次输血，后来发现那个输血给我的人原来是个惯贼。

经典笑话：会讲英语

一个德国抢劫犯被带到法庭，法官问他是否会讲英语，年轻人
答道：“会一点儿。”
“你会讲什么？”
“把所有的钱都给我，”

经典笑话：隐私权

某先生来到一大城市，突然内急，慌忙中找不到厕所，便来到墙角准备就地解决。正在这时，一位警察站在他面前，说：“先生，对不起，罚款20元。”

“我自己的东西拿出来看看不行吗？”这位先生气愤地说。

Jokes^^

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Here come some jokes for u guys again..Wish u all gd luck in ur exam^^

经典笑话：两只奇怪的老虎

　很久很久以前，有一对兄妹，他们各自身怀特殊的能力。
　　哥哥有着一对千里眼，能够看到极遥远的微小事物；妹妹有着一对顺风耳，能够听到极其细小的声音。
　　他们从小一起长大，一起快乐，一起悲伤。
　　闲暇时候，他们总会跑到后山的山丘上，哥哥眺望千里外的遥远国度对着妹妹述说着那里各种千奇百怪的事物；妹妹聆听微风传来的讯息对着哥哥吟唱着远方教堂传来的天使般的歌声。
　　或许是长时间在一起的缘故，他们爱上了彼此；虽然他们知道这段爱情是不被允许的，但他们就是无法控制自己；终于他们抛开了一切束缚，开始不顾一切地享受着爱情。
　　然而，纸终究是包不住火的，两人的关系被发现了。父亲大发雷霆，母亲以泪洗面，街坊邻居对两人指指点点。
　　两人拼命证明对彼此纯真的感情，但是由于道德观念的枷锁两人终究不被允许，已经无路可走了。为了证明对彼此至死不渝的爱，哥哥弄瞎了自己的眼睛，妹妹弄聋了自己的耳朵。
　　不为什么，只因为他们认为，既然得不到众人的祝福，有这能力又有何用？反正他们两人是得不到幸福的一对。
　　很久很久以后，有个音乐家听到了这个凄美动人的爱情故事大受感动，百感交集下，他谱出了一曲感人肺腑的曲子：
　　两只老虎/两只老虎/跑得快/跑得快
　　一只没有眼睛/一只没有耳朵
　　真奇怪/真奇怪……

经典笑话：心太软（北约轰炸版）

原曲：心太软

原唱：任贤齐

词曲：作词小虫作曲小虫

改编歌词：
你总是“心太软” “心太软”
独自一个人轰炸到天亮
你不言不语的开着那PLANE
我知到你根本没那么坚强

你总是“心太软” “心太软”
把所有炸弹都让PLANE扛
抛下总是简单伤亡太惨
不是夙敌就放下屠刀吧

夜深了你还不能睡
你还在炸他吗？
你这样夜战到底累不累
明知他不会低头认输

只不过想显显自己的威风
可惜他无法给你满分
过多的牺牲他不会吝惜
他应该不会只想作个偶人

哦算了吧就这样结束吧
该放就放再炸也没有用,
傻傻等待他也不会被打败
你总该为世界想想未来

经典笑话：腿太软（给中国足球队）

原曲：心太软

原唱：任贤齐

词曲：作词小虫作曲小虫

改编歌词：
你总是腿太软腿太软
空自一堆人和球到前
你无怨无悔的爱着那个杯
我知道你根本没那么坚强

你总是腿太软腿太软
把所有体力都耗在上半场
领先当然简单想赢太难
不是你的就别再勉强

(白)球迷啊：
夜深了你还不想睡
你还在想着赢吗？
你这样痴情到底累不累
明知他不会给你安慰

只不过想好好看场比赛
可惜他无法为你得分
多余的牺牲他不懂取胜
你应该不要痴想那一座杯

哦算了吧就这样忘了吧
一比就输再想也没有用
傻傻地等再等也冲不出来
你还为自己想什么未来

经典笑话：十年应聘版

人力资源部亲爱的朋友
　　求求你能高抬贵手
　　怎么说出口
　　我失业(等待)了很久
　　如果对于层次没有要求
　　我不会找这么久(喋喋不休)
　　成千上万个门口
　　总要挑个好的门走
　　我工作了三年之后
　　积累的经验已足(基本)够
　　只是还有新的追求
　　应聘之前
　　我不认识你
　　你没见过我
　　你对我的了解，仅仅停留在那简历之中
　　真正的交流还在后头
　　应聘之后
　　我们是朋友天天来问候
　　因为你的选择
　　让你找到了升职的理由
　　我们最后一定成为好朋友
　　这首歌曲已经唱到最后
　　你明白我的诉求
　　完全是希望你
　　不要让我泪流…

经典笑话：星语心愿[雪村版]

俺要控制俺自己
　　强忍着不去拼命砸东西
　　装作非常留恋你
　　不愿离开你
　　表说俺没有勇气
　　心痛得没法喘气
　　因为俺看到四年的成绩
　　眼睁睁地被bt
　　却无能为力
　　只能无奈地说老师是sb
　　找不到爱你的理由
　　咋样也感觉不到母校的温柔
　　告诉我校长在那头
　　我要把他脑袋圈成一个球
　　从来不为学生想问题
　　只顾着怎样弄够人民币
　　虽然我们很生气
　　却无能为力
　　重修费都变成他的家用电器
　　找不到想你的理由
　　咋样也感觉不到母校的温柔
　　告诉我拉登在哪头
　　请他炸掉我们的那幢行政楼
　　就向流星许个心愿
　　哥们工作之后全都要争气

经典笑话：养我一辈子[校园版]

我对待老师一贯的方式
　　是不理不睬诅咒他去世
　　“二一”这个小小的名词
　　我从来不把它当一回事
　　每次看老师上课的样子
　　总觉得好笑而且很白痴
　　老师每次都骂我太过放肆
　　未来的日子一定会让我痛苦到死
　　怎么有人那么不可一世
　　总是卖弄他的那些专业知识
　　怎么有人那么寡廉鲜耻
　　还狠心的对我说要当我一辈子
　　啦啦啦啦啦～～～～啦
　　谁希罕让他当我一辈子
　　(编：“二一”大学生被当掉的专有名词)

经典笑话：足球比较烦

原曲：最近比较烦

原唱：周华健

词曲：

改编歌词：
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
区楚良以很习惯被阿里代伊接二连三猛灌
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
走向世界杯越来越没希望
日本常常明里暗里调侃也许明天还会输给越南
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
我看那前途怎么样都是昏暗
那个后面还有乌司别克斯毯
哎呦想要不被打个惨败是越来越难
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
见到韩国腿总是一阵阵发软
若不是裁判帮忙拉开距离定不知球门在北在南
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
甲A黑哨假球丑闻接连不断
我向足协说怎么办他说最好闭上眼别管
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
我梦见郝海东在场上猛撞
梦中的比分相差太大代亚耶亚在球门前请人晚餐
足球总有数不尽的麻烦中国后卫每每乱做一团
球迷关心总化作失望球星每天仍在瞎搞乱干
管他什么逢韩必败久而久之我会输惯天下总有输球一方
李铁太瘦隋波无处吃饭马儿太烂银行无数存款
麻烦麻烦很麻烦麻烦麻烦
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
高峰速度只剩以前一半在场上总是没命的喘
谢辉价格有些高不可攀（指转会法兰克福申花开价离谱）
足球比较烦比较烦比较烦
我只是心灰却还没失望
德甲的杨晨让我温暖学习欧洲才有一线希望
不烦却又烦不是一点烦是非常烦
刚输给伊朗我不看不看
我不烦我不烦却又有点烦前途很渺茫
我不烦不烦我不烦因为有希望
我不烦不烦米兰很灿烂灿烂
我不烦不烦西甲浪漫英超璀璨意甲辉煌
我不烦彻底不烦我不烦

经典笑话：心太懒（学生版）

原曲：心太软

原唱：任贤齐

词曲：作词小虫作曲小虫

改编歌词：
我总是心太懒心太懒
天黑到天亮只知道玩
我不痛不痒地浪费着时间
我知道我根本没那么匆忙

我总是心太懒心太懒
把所有时间都用在玩
说得总是简单做起太难
应该学习就别再偷懒

夜深了我还不想睡
你还在背着英语
你这样学习到底累不累
明知道总不会去留美
只不过想提高一点成绩
可惜他无法得到满分

多余的牺牲老天不懂心疼
我应该不会只想六十多分
哦学习吧快开始学习吧
该学就学再玩也没有用
痴痴地玩我只会考零蛋
你总该为自己想想未

Passed my driving test..

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Todayi wear a mask to school,its makes mi looks weird,but i still nid to wear it cox the air is reli smelly..But luckily gt some of my classmates wear it also,some ppl said us looks like doctor..haha.. I sit for my BM exam..Its a damn hard paper..Maybe juz mi feel tat its hard cox i am poor in Bm..I wrote a composition abt warga asing come to Malaysia without permission..Nth to write at all..Finally reach 12 and after taking some pics i folo Mr Ngu car to wawasan for driving test..Its a fcking hot weather,and yet i nid to practice without aircond..After tat i go in the office and wait until 2..Finalli the test start,i am quite nervous,during the rive,i saw my dad but dunno he noticed mi or nt,i also dun k bout tat cox i juz worried tat i will fail my test,but luckily i passed^^Wiuwit..

I gt take some pics during exam and after the driving test..
Here they are..

Hot day=.=

After driving test..

Lau Tien2

Gang of Mask

Almost fang xue lo..haha

Sleeping Willis

BM test paper

My mask..lol

Hot Hot Hot..Tired Tired Tired!!

2009-08-06T15:27:00.000+08:00

2nd day of trial exam..Today i have my chinese exam..Its a quite easy paper for mi..XD..But still gt some question i dunno how to do..Hot weather makes mi quite sianz,makes mi get angry so easy..So many of my frens sick too..Sigh..Take well k ya my fren..Study hard too..and gd luck in ur exam..

Here are some joke for all of u..Hope after reading all of it,u guys will feel nt tat tired and pressuring..cheer up^^

经典笑话：今晚才做的东西

一对新人在教堂举行结婚典礼，到了互换戒指的时候，紧张过度的新郎竟然忘了这件事。

牧师非常焦急的举起手指，做出套戒指的动作，并眨着眼睛暗示新郎。

只见新郎胀红着脸，结巴地说：“牧师，那不是今晚洞房之夜才做的吗？”

经典笑话：事情的真相

一个弟弟在学校听到一个八卦消息说：每一个大人至少都会有一个不可告人的秘密，只要用一句：‘告诉你，我知道整件事情的真相！’就可以把他们给唬住，即使你跟本就甚么也不知道……

放学后回到家里，弟弟一遇到妈妈便说：“妈，我告诉你，我知道整件事情的真相！”他妈妈一听到他这么说，就赶紧塞给他20块大洋，并叫他不可以告诉爸爸。

看到妈妈会如此反应，弟弟觉得很高兴，就在他爸爸下班回来时，迫不及待地跟爸爸说：“爸我告诉你，我知道整件事情的真相！”果然爸爸一听到他这么说，也塞给他40块大洋，并叫他不可以告诉妈妈！隔天一早，弟弟要上学时在门口遇到邮差先生送信。

弟弟立刻开口说：“邮差叔叔，我告诉你，我知道整件事情的真相！”只见邮差露出不敢置信的表情，然后张开手臂向他说：“原来你都知道了，乖……来给爸爸抱抱……”

经典笑话：哪儿景色好

爸爸带着小儿子气喘吁吁地爬到山顶。爸爸说：“快看哪，我们脚下的一片平原景色多好！” “既然下面的景色好，我们干吗要花3个小时爬到上面来呢?爸爸。”

经典笑话：孝子

子：“如果我考全班第一名，你会怎样? 父：“那我真要高兴死了！” 子：“爸爸，不要担心，我不会让你死的！”

经典笑话：我教老师

头一天去上学的儿子放学回来。妈妈问：“孩子，今天老师都教

你些什么？”

儿子说：“他什么也没有教给我，反倒问我‘一加二是几？’我就

教他说：‘是三’。”

经典笑话：诱导

子：“爸，我的这篇稿子往哪里投?”

父：“往钱多的地方投。”

子：“中国人民银行，行吗?”

经典笑话：给妈妈的礼物

妈妈今天过生日，两个孩子要她卧床休息。她闻到从厨房飘出

阵阵诱人的肉香，高兴地等着孩子们给她端来早餐。

可是，过了一会，孩子们叫她起床，她出来一瞧，只见两个孩子

坐在餐桌旁，每人面前放着一大盘火腿蛋。一个孩子对她说：“这就

是我们送给您的礼物——我们给自己做饭了。”

经典笑话：网络痴呆症的前兆

1.半夜3点起床上厕所时顺便查E-mail。

2.在手臂刺青，而且告诉你的朋友们，这个文身最好用Netscape3.0来观赏。

3.见到带下划线的文字都想用鼠标去点一下。

4.一不小心把电脑放在膝上而把儿子放在头顶的行李架上。

5.为了能免费上网，你愿意在大学里多混好几年。

6.你每天以9600的速率开怀大笑。

7.你在打英文字的时候都会习惯性地在句子最后打上.com。

8.每当等待下载软件时你才会去上厕所。

9.你自我介绍时总会说我是“XXX@chatroom.com”。

经典笑话：放屁

既然说到屁，你们发现没有一个规律，就是：
面黄瘠瘦，放屁蔫臭；
块大膘肥，放屁如雷？
还有的人总结在公共场所的放屁策略：
屁声较小，目标难找；
屁声太大，自己尴尬。
从屁味方面讲就是：
屁味不重，最多一哄；
屁味不淡，一片抱怨。
不管怎么说，放屁是一个自然现象，没什么大惊小怪的。不过也是要讲究辩证法，大家听听对不对：
有屁不放，憋坏五脏；
没屁乱挤，挤坏身体。”

经典笑话：大便

一对恋人在山中被野人抓住说：你们吃掉对方的大便就放了你们。恋人做到了，归途中女人大哭，男人问其原因，女人伤心的说：你不爱我，不然你不会拉那么多！

经典笑话：女大学生完全手册

上课篇

1、千万不要睡觉，除非你是睡美人。实在扛不住也万万不可流口水，以免衣襟、课桌甚或地上满是口水的污渍，影响你淑女的大好形象，顺便吓跑一群牛（有男友、且不是同班者例外）。绝对不可打呼噜（牙口好的同学可以磨牙，以示其童稚可爱）。

2、勤做笔记，双眼正视前方。凡大学生都知道，期末考试的成绩通常与笔记的详细程度正相关。坐第一排位置，双目直视、时而与教授正面交锋的好处是，万一考翘了到教授那儿求情时，通过率和面熟程度也是正相关。倘若教师年轻有为、且无家室牵绊（英俊也轮不到你了），还可以与之发展一段惊天动地的师生恋，不亦乐乎？（与男友感情尚未破裂者戒。）

3、争取字迹端正，清晰可辨。即使没有师生恋，笔记做好了，期末自然会有男生来借阅，趁机与之发生借书事件，频频放电之下，何愁金龟婿不得？（PPMM可略过此条，甚至所有条目。有男友者，可以此要挟之。）

4、不要聊天，以免树立婆婆妈妈、唧唧歪歪的三八形象。如果非要说话，注意控制嗓门，切莫超过教师音量，避免伤其自尊。切勿自言自语、或者无端大笑，以免被送往精神病院，增加学校医疗预算。

5、合理利用短消息，随时控制男友，防其潜逃。即使对方没有潜逃之意，也可趁机展露自己打字快速之才华横溢，温柔体贴之侠骨柔肠。同班者可防老师点名，拉男友出被窝于顷刻，摧残男友色心于即时。

经典笑话：大便词典

疲倦：大便时不知不觉就睡着了。　

值得：在旅游景点的公厕大便时花了五毛钱。　

节水：在树林里大便。　

罗嗦：拉完了站起来，站起来又想拉。　

余威：你从卫生间出来后，八小时内无人敢再进。　

结巴：拉兔子屎。　

爽快：一锤定音。　

细心：冲水之前先用棍子敲碎。　　

怯场：比赛之前总想去大便。　

分享：开着门大便。　

狂喜：便秘持续四天之后一泻为快的感受。　

灵巧：能及时避开马桶里溅起来的水。　

卖力：青筋暴露，双颊发紫，全身发抖。　

闹鬼：感觉拉出来了，卫生纸上分明还有痕迹，但马桶里却什么也看不见。　

精明：从不占用下班时间大便。　

习惯：每天都很准点，到时间必须大便。　

飘忽：拉不出来，但又总觉得有。　　

幸运：马桶底部留下类似急刹车的痕迹。　

不幸：裤子脱下来之前已经结束。

干净：不管怎么擦，卫生纸上都留不下东西。　

卖弄：冲水之前一定要让大家去参观。

幽灵：马桶里有大便，但谁也没去过卫生间。　

勇气：闹肚子的时候尝试着放屁。

淘气：一边大便一边画海螺。

风险：第一次冲水，马桶装满，还冲不冲第二次？

虚伪：好像是在大便，实际上连屁也没放一个。　

远见：吃完泻药后立刻备足卷纸坐到马桶上。

着急：一家三口全闹肚子，但卫生间只有一个。

顽固：老是浮在水面上，怎么冲都冲不走。

突然：在没有任何心理准备的情况下大便，如：放屁时，做直肠检查时，与爱侣亲热时…… 　

浪漫：没有音乐和咖啡就无法大便。

直率：从大便能看出昨天吃的是什么。

排场：每次大便之前必先放三个响屁。

自卑：擦了整整一卷纸，但还是觉得没擦干净

Hope all of u will like it..

1st day of 1st trial exam..

2009-08-05T15:43:00.005+08:00

Today,1st trial exam have juz started.The 1st paper i sit for i Biology..Its a damn difficult paper.I almost left the whole paper blank for paper 2..Walao,even Osama,so pro also do dao headache ki..Haiz..sure fail le lo dis time,sianz la,y HU LEE LEE wan set the question so difficult?!Dun she know tat dis make students very du lan..Haiz,all my hard works for bio are wasted..During the exam,mi kip day-dreaming thr and curi curi take some pics..

Here the pics..XD

Willis concentrating looking at sth?LOl

Alex..Hao lian ar..haha

Jess concentrating doin her bio

Bio paper 1

Bio paper 1..

Showing off my new shoes..hehe..Xd

Cute Ah Swee

Jess again=p

Bio paper 2!!OMFG!!